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About Pretty Little Profanities

Pretty Little Profanities was born from chaos, built on bad decisions, and powered by unfiltered humor. We’re here for the hot messes, the healing, the traumatized, and anyone who’s ever been called “too much." This is where profanity meets personality and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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What We Offer:
Unfiltered products made for loud personalities and those who don't give a fuck. We’ve got:
• Graphic hoodies and tees (for men & women)
• Digital downloads like dirty lunchbox notes and affirmations
• Unfiltered coloring books for chaotic self-care

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That’s it. It’s a vibe.

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If you're here for cute and quiet, you took a wrong turn. But if you’re here to laugh, spiral, and embrace your beautifully unhinged self with our products… welcome home.

Featured Chaos Items: Pretty Little Fan Favorite's

Dead on the Inside, Chaos on the Outside Unisex Hoodie

$79.50 CAD

Rage Mommy Zip Up Women's

Hoodie

$67.50 CAD

Pretty Little Profanities Signature Unisex Hoodie

$69.99 CAD

Stay Weird Unisex Hoodie

$74.90 CAD

Zen but Violent Unisex Hoodie

$75.90 CAD

Unhinged as Fuck Women's Tee

$42.50 CAD

Unhinged as Fuck Unisex Hoodie

$75.90 CAD

Dead on the Inside, Chaos on the Outside Men's Heavyweight Tee

$49.50 CAD

Featured Collection Items: Pretty Little Fan Favorite's

Affirmations Gone Wild Coloring Book

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Self-love meets emotional chaos. Color your way through unhinged truths, vulgar thoughts, sarcastic mantras, and the kind of affirmations your therapist would side-eye. Get your digital download now.

Affirmations that Belong in Therapy

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For when "positive vibes only" feels like a personal attack. Color your way through brutally honest mantras, emotional instability, and the kind of affirmations you'd never say out loud in public. Get your digital download now.

Naughty Little Notes
for Him

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Because nothing says "thinking of you" like borderline HR violations in your lunchbox. Dirty, flirty, and totally unhinged—in the best way possible. Use at your own risk. Get your digital download now.

Testimonial

"If chaos were an aesthetic, this would be it".

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-Someone in a healing spiral

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I left a note in my husbands lunch, and now he wont stop texting me".

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-@chaoticbutcute

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"These products healed me. Or at least distracted me from my emotional damage".​

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- My inner child (she's feral)

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